I have been assigned a black op today...the task of finding and eliminating a troop of red foxes which number around 8. My sources in the field indicate they have been lurking around the feedlots and are a nuisance and a danger to the farm dogs and cats.
They are as elusive and cunning as the legends all say. I have gone searching building by building much as our soldiers did in Fallujah in order to track these vermin down. They hide out in the barns and outbuildings in order to evade their mortal enemy...me.
I will hunt them down like dogs(foxes). Haha. I will show no mercy. My short double barrel 12 gauge full choke shotgun will do my talking for me. Lol.
So I need a little excitement once in a while. Lonely out here on this remote ranch by myself. The Mahnkens are out of town but will be back soon.
Why is it that I see this wiley troop all the time when I'm not carrying my shotgun? I suspect they have gotten some Intel from some source right here on the farm. Its almost like the foxes know what I'm thinking! The only possible source of leaks could be the...cows? Lol!
Double crossers those bovine ingrates! We feed em, house em... for free mind you...and they stab you in the back every chance they get...especially those Charolais with the horns!
Well, the sun's going down and I'm losing valuable light. Shadows are tricky out here in the country! So I'm packing it in for tonight. Tomorrow is another day. Beware you foxes! Schoenbein is on the hunt!
Wow! You have graduated to hunting foxes! Impressive:). Get any? Hope you are feeling better! Lov ya:)
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